Tell everyone the funniest jokes you know!

What do gay horses say?

"HEEEEYY"

How'd you get pikachu on a bus?  

You Pokemon

Poke 'em 'on

Get it  

If you don't get it, forget it :P

At a bus stop in America, two foreign men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more,
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly, "This is America! In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' about a sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

there's two guys on a desert iland shouting for "help"
a tribe attack them and say "if you pick one hundred peices of fruit and bring them back to us we are gonna eat you"
so the two men go their seperate ways to pick 100 pieces of fruit each.
the first guy comes back with 100 grapes
"right if you put those 100 grapes up your butt without laughing we won't eat you" the tribe told him
the guy fell out laughing at his his frirst grape.
" you do know we are gonna eat you now" the tribe said
"yeah i know but my mates out there picking pineapples"